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How a marriage really works (Very funny)
A newlywed
couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town
and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25
different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries:
Germany, Holland, Japan , India ,etc. . The husband
didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you
know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen
glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she
was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but
at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really
delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise.
OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and
took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings,
pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's
swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, D*ckhead? Drink your f***ing beer
in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks,
because you are married now, and you aren't f***ing going
anywhere! Got it, As*hole?"
........and, they lived happily ever after.
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